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You feel, for lack of a better word, dead inside. Your orgasms from masturbating are becoming weak and depressing. You vacillate between having the sex drive of a year-old boy and a something woman going through menopause.

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Come back! Do you know what gives you an orgasmic, spine-tingling, toe-curling, full body-and-soul RUSH? Yes? Sexual frustration can manifest in a plethora of complicated, confusing ways. Basically everything but a warm human body.

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